Space Crime, Coaching Chaos, and Pop-Tart Sacrifices

Original Title: Lane Kiffin To Dumbsinane

Resources

Resources & Recommendations

Articles & Papers

  • "Who has jurisdiction to prosecute a crime committed in space?" (Gizmodo) - This article from 2019 discusses the legal complexities of crimes committed in space, specifically referencing a case where an astronaut was accused of accessing a bank account from the ISS.
  • Wikipedia for "Space Jurisdiction" - This entry includes a sentence about the unlikelihood of criminal activity in space due to rigorous checks, which the podcast hosts found amusing given recent events.

People Mentioned

  • Jamal Khashoggi - A Saudi journalist whose murder was referenced in the context of political events and the phrase "things happen."
  • Lionel Messi - A famous soccer player mentioned in the context of international tax issues and his single-minded focus on playing soccer.
  • Buddy (the dog, not Air Bud) - The original dog from the "Air Bud" movie series, whose true name the hosts clarify.
  • Rebecca Heineman - America's first esports champion and a trans woman, who recently passed away. The hosts honor her memory and call for support for trans kids.
  • Kevin Sumlin - A football coach whose tenure at Texas A&M was discussed regarding how coaches' personalities shape programs.
  • Les Miles - A football coach whose strategy of tough play and strong recruiting was compared to Lane Kiffin's approach.
  • Pat Narduzzi - Football coach for Pitt, mentioned in the context of his team's performance against Georgia Tech.
  • Kurt Signetti - A coach who signed a contract extension, mentioned in comparison to Lane Kiffin's situation.
  • Mike Elko - A coach who signed a contract extension, mentioned in comparison to Lane Kiffin's situation.
  • Matt Rhule - A coach who signed a contract extension, mentioned in comparison to Lane Kiffin's situation.
  • Brent Key - A coach who may have signed a contract extension, though the hosts were unsure.
  • Chad Kelly - A former Ole Miss quarterback mentioned in the context of the program's history.
  • Robert Nkemdiche - A former defensive end who committed to Ole Miss, mentioned as a significant recruit for the program.
  • Joey Potter (from Dawson's Creek) - A fictional character referenced to describe Lane Kiffin's self-centered decision-making.
  • Nick Saban - A prominent football coach mentioned for his ability to adapt his coaching style.
  • Nancy Reagan - Former First Lady, mentioned in a humorous aside about the phrase "mouth heaven."
  • Bill Clinton - Former US President, mentioned in the context of high school students making jokes about him.
  • Jason (a podcast co-host) - Mentioned as someone whose presence would be helpful for certain discussions.
  • Nicole Arbuckle - Mentioned as the source of an update about the Pop-Tarts Bowl.
  • Roger (a podcast guest) - Discussed as a regular guest on "Phantom Island" who provides insights into the CFL.
  • Shea Patterson - A football player who fumbled in the Grey Cup, leading to a loss for his team.
  • Kirby Smart - A football coach whose characteristic defensive reaction to questions was compared to how Lane Kiffin might respond.
  • Bill Belichick - A prominent NFL coach, humorously mentioned in the context of fan expectations despite team struggles.
  • Olivia - Mentioned as someone whose profile Bill Belichick might be interested in.

Organizations & Institutions

  • Vox - A media organization where one of the hosts briefly worked.
  • ISS (International Space Station) - The location where the alleged space crime took place.
  • UCLA - A university whose football team was discussed in relation to a game against Ohio State.
  • Miami (FL) - A university whose football team and coach, Mario Cristobal, were discussed in detail regarding their game management and recruiting.
  • Clemson - A university whose football team was mentioned in the context of ACC standings and a potential "downward spiral."
  • Louisville - A university whose football team was discussed for their recent performance.
  • Pitt - A university whose football team was mentioned for their game against Georgia Tech.
  • Georgia Tech - A university whose football team was discussed in the context of their defense and upcoming games.
  • Ohio State - A university whose football team was mentioned in passing regarding a game.
  • Georgia Tech - A university whose football team was discussed in the context of their defense and upcoming games.
  • SMU - A university whose football team is still in contention for the ACC title game.
  • Missouri - A university whose football team was discussed for their recent performance.
  • Oklahoma - A university whose football team was discussed for their potential for an "ugly" game.
  • Kentucky - A university whose football team was mentioned for their game against Vanderbilt.
  • Vandy (Vanderbilt) - A university whose football team was mentioned for their game against Kentucky.
  • Coastal Carolina - A university whose football team was mentioned for their game against South Carolina.
  • South Carolina - A university whose football team was mentioned for their game against Coastal Carolina.
  • BYU - A university whose football team was mentioned for their game against Cincinnati.
  • Cincinnati - A university whose football team was mentioned for their game against BYU.
  • Utah - Universities whose football teams were mentioned for potentially causing tiebreaker chaos in the Big 12.
  • East Carolina (ECU) - A university whose football team is in contention for the American Athletic Conference championship.
  • Tulane - A university whose football team is in contention for the American Athletic Conference championship.
  • North Texas - A university whose football team is in contention for the American Athletic Conference championship.
  • Temple - A university whose football team is playing Tulane.
  • Rice - A university whose football team is playing North Texas.
  • FAU - A university whose football team is playing East Carolina.
  • Charlotte - A university whose football team is playing Tulane.
  • Navy - A university whose football team has only one loss in the American Athletic Conference.
  • Memphis - A university whose football team is playing Navy.
  • UNC (University of North Carolina) - A university whose football team faces a critical game against Duke for bowl eligibility.
  • Duke - A university whose football team is playing UNC.
  • NC State - A university whose football team is playing UNC.
  • TransOhio - A transgender support organization that receives 100% of the proceeds from PTKU merch sales.

Websites & Online Resources

  • Gizmodo - An online publication mentioned as the source of an article about space jurisdiction.
  • Wikipedia - Referenced for information about space jurisdiction.
  • Netflix - A streaming service mentioned in the context of content availability in space.
  • YouTube TV - A streaming service mentioned in the context of content availability in space.
  • BlueSky - A social media platform where Craig Burley's comment about the "Egg Bowl" was found.
  • Channel 6 (Ghost.io) - Holly and Spencer's newsletter, offering summaries, essays, audio, and hangouts for subscribers.
  • Phantom Island Show - A podcast hosted by Stephen Godfrey and Spencer, discussing football and other topics, including a recent episode on the WNBA's officiating crisis.
  • Preownedairbuds.com - The online store for PTKU branded merchandise, which supports TransOhio.
  • Patreon.com/shutdownfullcast - The podcast's Patreon page, offering supplemental materials and bonus episodes for subscribers.
  • Instagram - The platform where the Virginia Tech football graphic was posted.

Other Resources

  • "High Score" - A documentary about Rebecca Heineman winning her esports championship.
  • "The Lottery" by Shirley Jackson - A short story referenced to describe a dystopian scenario related to the Pop-Tarts Bowl.
  • "Dungeon Crawler Carl" - A book series mentioned in a humorous comparison to the Florida football program's turnover rate.
  • "Chicken Soup for the Soul" series - A book series humorously suggested for Lane Kiffin.
  • "Mortal Kombat" - A video game series referenced in a humorous analogy about characters.

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