Festive Fixtures Create Betting Value Amidst Host Uncertainty
TL;DR
- The Premier League fixture list's "mess" of scheduling, with identical games across Boxing Day and the subsequent week, creates an unbalanced competitive environment and disadvantages supporters by limiting home game access.
- Betting angles are significantly influenced by player fatigue and rotation during the festive period, creating "perfect cocktails for value" that can be exploited by astute bettors.
- The hosts' betting picks are heavily impacted by personal emotional states tied to specific team results, leading to a "miserable" and "unbearable" betting experience when their favored teams underperform.
- The podcast hosts express a lack of confidence in their own betting picks for the upcoming matches, advising listeners to disregard their suggestions due to a perceived difficulty in finding value.
- The AFCON update highlights the unpredictable nature of tournament football, with teams like Gabon "shitting the bed" despite previous perceived competence, while others like Congo and Burkina Faso show resilience.
- The hosts' betting strategies are often dictated by perceived "disrespect" in odds, leading them to back underdogs like Aston Villa at significant prices due to their current strong form.
- The podcast's discussion of betting outcomes reveals a pattern of hosts losing bets when their favored teams fail to cover handicaps or perform as expected, leading to a significant loss of units.
Deep Dive
The Premier League gambling podcast, in its 19th matchday, highlights the inherent value and unpredictability within the league's condensed festive schedule, particularly the Tuesday slate. This period, characterized by fatigue, rotation, and a tightening league table, creates opportunities for betting value, though the hosts express a pervasive lack of confidence in their own picks due to the recent poor performance of favored teams and the repetitive nature of the fixture list.
The core of the episode revolves around the hosts' struggles to identify winning bets amidst a string of disappointing results for their preferred teams, particularly Newcastle United. This leads to a discussion of second-order implications: the psychological impact of predictable losses on betting strategy, the frustration of identical fixture lists leading to repeated failures, and the inherent difficulty in handicapping teams whose form is erratic. For instance, the hosts cannot confidently back Burnley, who struggle to win, nor can they trust Newcastle at short odds away from home, despite their previous win against Burnley. This creates a betting void, forcing them to seek value in peripheral markets like goal totals, as demonstrated in their contrasting picks for the Burnley-Newcastle game: one host anticipates under 2.5 goals due to both teams' struggles, while the other leans towards over 2.5 goals, citing Newcastle's recent away defensive record. The episode also touches on the broader impact of these betting struggles on the hosts' personal lives, with one recounting a chaotic post-Christmas experience directly linked to a prior football result.
The futility of consistently backing certain teams is a recurring theme, exemplified by the Chelsea-Bournemouth match. Despite Chelsea's underwhelming form, Bournemouth's winless streak and defensive frailties make them an unattractive proposition. This forces a pivot to goal markets, with one host backing Chelsea to win with over 1.5 goals, and the other opting for Chelsea's team total over 2.5 goals, citing Bournemouth's recent tendency to concede multiple goals. Similarly, the Nottingham Forest vs. Everton game presents a challenge, with both teams displaying inconsistent form. The absence of key players for Everton, particularly Doucoure and Onana, leads one host to favor Forest, while the other identifies a strong statistical trend of "both teams to score no" in recent matches for both clubs as the most reliable pick. The episode concludes with a focus on the "game of the week" between Arsenal and Aston Villa, where the perceived disrespect in the betting odds for Aston Villa, given their strong form, leads both hosts to strongly recommend betting on Villa. The overall implication is that while the festive period offers betting opportunities, the unpredictability and repetitive nature of the fixtures, coupled with team-specific struggles, create significant challenges for bettors, often leading to a reliance on statistical trends and peripheral markets for value.
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Key Quotes
"We are now in that horrible period in between where just every day's pointless isn't it like particularly today there's not even any football worth watching after tuning into the championship because there's no premier league today I don't know why we couldn't just play football every day like yeah I'm a little bit out of sorts I don't know what to do with myself today I'm bored already yeah I'm exactly the same I um I've tried to make a few like excuses and think of a few reasons why stuff hasn't happened over the last few days but it goes exactly back to one football result"
Malcolm Bamford expresses frustration with the post-Christmas fixture schedule, highlighting how a single football result has disrupted his week and made days feel pointless. This illustrates the significant emotional and psychological impact that football outcomes can have on dedicated fans and bettors.
"I know it I've seen it Barry I've seen it enough times so whatever the reasons for newcastle doing that on boxing day I don't care but it affects everything I went out yesterday morning Barry even it was like an episode of mr bean leaves the house like I'd ordered some plant pots I hadn't ordered them sorry I'd purchased them on facebook marketplace from two separate guys so I emptied the van a little bit because I thought the plant pots were going to be massive turns out they're all the size of dollar houses so that was a drawback but I emptied the van a bit drove off everything in the van fell over and I ripped all the cloth on my rear table which is not ideal exactly not ideally in any way jobs coming up new year's eve all sorts and then I put the legs I tried to put them back together I banged my head off the top of the van I banged my head off one of the legs when I was getting it out even little things like the bobble on my bobble hat got caught in between two of the legs and it ripped me out I thought if someone in the streets looking out the window here they'll be laughing their head off it was just a nightmare"
Malcolm Bamford describes a cascade of minor misfortunes that occurred after a specific football result, likening the experience to an episode of Mr. Bean. This anecdote emphasizes how a single negative event in one area of life can seemingly trigger a series of unrelated problems, affecting even mundane tasks.
"I mean I've got to wrap it it's uh if anyone didn't see my twitter post it's a onion an onion guard so apparently this doesn't go down well in the house when I've partially used an onion if you're just sticking it in the fridge even if you're wrapping in tin foil or something the onion smell can get about can't it you know I can perforate the milk and stuff it's going mad so I've got this it's effectively an onion condom Barry so you put your partially used onion in and then this johnny bit at the top was a good noise wasn't it a bit of asmr the onion condom bit then goes over your onion so Santa Claus deemed it appropriate for me to receive an onion condom for Christmas"
Malcolm Bamford shares a humorous anecdote about receiving an "onion guard" as a Christmas gift, which he describes as an "onion condom." This highlights the often quirky and unexpected nature of gifts, and how even practical items can be presented in an amusing or memorable way.
"I mean I've seen your whole entry I can't compete with that um I mean I've got I've got to wrap it it's uh if anyone didn't see my twitter post it's a onion an onion guard so apparently this doesn't go down well in the house when I've partially used an onion if you're just sticking it in the fridge even if you're wrapping in tin foil or something the onion smell can get about can't it you know I can perforate the milk and stuff it's going mad so I've got this it's effectively an onion condom Barry so you put your partially used onion in and then this johnny bit at the top was a good noise wasn't it a bit of asmr the onion condom bit then goes over your onion so Santa Claus deemed it appropriate for me to receive an onion condom for Christmas"
Barry Penaluna responds to Malcolm Bamford's Christmas gift, suggesting that Malcolm should simply discard half an onion rather than using a specialized container. This interaction showcases a practical, no-nonsense approach to household matters, contrasting with Malcolm's more elaborate solution.
"I mean I've seen your whole entry I can't compete with that um I mean I've got I've got to wrap it it's uh if anyone didn't see my twitter post it's a onion an onion guard so apparently this doesn't go down well in the house when I've partially used an onion if you're just sticking it in the fridge even if you're wrapping in tin foil or something the onion smell can get about can't it you know I can perforate the milk and stuff it's going mad so I've got this it's effectively an onion condom Barry so you put your partially used onion in and then this johnny bit at the top was a good noise wasn't it a bit of asmr the onion condom bit then goes over your onion so Santa Claus deemed it appropriate for me to receive an onion condom for Christmas"
Malcolm Bamford humorously describes receiving an "onion guard" as a Christmas gift, referring to it as an "onion condom." This quote highlights the unexpected and sometimes peculiar nature of gifts, and the hosts' tendency to find amusement in everyday items.
"I mean I've seen your whole entry I can't compete with that um I mean I've got I've got to wrap it it's uh if anyone didn't see my twitter post it's a onion an onion guard so apparently this doesn't go down well in the house when I've partially used an onion if you're just sticking it in the fridge even if you're wrapping in tin foil or something the onion smell can get about can't it you know I can perforate the milk and stuff it's going mad so I've got this it's effectively an onion condom Barry so you put your partially used onion in and then this johnny bit at the top was a good noise wasn't it a bit of asmr the onion condom bit then goes over your onion so Santa Claus deemed it appropriate for me to receive an onion condom for Christmas"
Malcolm Bamford shares a humorous anecdote about receiving an "onion guard" as a Christmas gift, referring to it as an "onion condom." This quote highlights the unexpected and sometimes peculiar nature of gifts, and the hosts' tendency to find amusement in everyday items.
Resources
External Resources
Podcasts & Audio
- Premier League Gambling Podcast - Mentioned as the podcast being broadcast.
- Sports Gambling Podcast Network - Mentioned as the network the Premier League Gambling Podcast is on.
Websites & Online Resources
- linktr.ee/sportsgamblingpodcast - Provided as a link for exclusive SGPN bonuses and links.
- sg.pn/YouTube - Provided as a link to watch the Sports Gambling Podcast on YouTube.
- pcm.adswizz.com - Provided as a link for information on data collection and use for advertising by Simplecast.
Other Resources
- Underdog - Mentioned as a platform for pick'em entries and a promotion for new customers.
- Kalshi - Mentioned as a real money prediction market where users can trade various markets.
- Novig - Mentioned as America's number one sports prediction market.
- Rhythm - Mentioned as an app for sports prediction, particularly for NFL props and college basketball.
- 1-800-GAMBLER - Provided as a helpline for gambling problems in multiple states.
- 877-8-HOPENY - Provided as a helpline for gambling problems in NY.
- 1-800-327-5050 - Provided as a helpline for gambling problems in MA.
- 1-800-NEXT-STEP - Provided as a helpline for gambling problems in AZ.
- 1-800-522-4700 - Provided as a helpline for gambling problems in KS and NV.
- 1-800-BETs-OFF - Provided as a helpline for gambling problems in IA.
- 1-800-270-7117 - Provided as a helpline for confidential help in MI.