Humor, Absurdity, and Connection in Modern Media Disputes

Key Quotes

"the best b2b marketing gets wasted on the wrong people man this tears me up so when you want to reach the right professionals use linkedin ads linkedin has grown to a network of over 1 billion professionals including 130 million decision makers"

This quote highlights the inefficiency of broad marketing strategies and introduces LinkedIn Ads as a targeted solution for reaching business professionals, emphasizing its large user base and the potential for higher return on ad spend (ROAS). The speaker expresses frustration with wasted marketing efforts and suggests LinkedIn as a more effective platform.

"so it's it's about hockey players they're professional hockey players and they're also gay -- so but they can't be out because they're professional athletes in a sport that isn't typically accepting of that so it's very like they have to hide it and they're on different teams"

This quote introduces the premise of the show "Heated Rivalry," explaining that it centers on gay professional hockey players who must conceal their identities due to the sport's perceived lack of acceptance. The speaker notes the added dramatic tension that the players are on opposing teams, which likely contributes to the show's title.

"i get the sense that you like to see a man's naked butt -- but you're you're not and maybe this is true of all women the the j jonas or the the the the kylie call him hezekiah you've already no no the kylie t cockaroo is not as essential like that's not a part that women visually are as interested in is that correct or am i wrong"

This quote delves into a discussion about female viewership preferences regarding male nudity in media. The speaker posits that while women may appreciate a well-toned male posterior, the male genitalia might be less of a focus compared to male viewers' potential interest. This observation is framed as a question seeking confirmation.

"i was raised episcopalian which is a pretty easy one yeah yeah liza is an episcopalian and it's like cool you don't have to show up anywhere does that feel like to you that that's cheating a little bit telling this face like oh episcopalian judging you it's just no i'm sorry i'm sorry episcopalians yes no do you know what i mean show up don't show up it's all good you seem like a good person yeah yeah it was easy"

This quote reflects on the speaker's upbringing in the Episcopalian church, describing it as a more relaxed faith tradition. The speaker contrasts this with the perceived expectations of other denominations and questions whether the ease of Episcopalianism might feel like "cheating" to some, while acknowledging its appeal in not imposing strict attendance requirements.

"i immediately become a child when sona's kids who are four when her twins come running into the building i immediately all work stops and i'm chasing them then they're chasing me then i'm saying it's it's a if i see they've got chips hit bags of chips it's what's a it's a good thing no one took my chip what and then they're running around and so then you usually take them away because you know they're not going to sleep for two days but i also know i'm not going to sleep for two days but you feel so good it feels great getting a laugh from a kid"

This quote describes the speaker's childlike behavior and enjoyment when interacting with young children, specifically his colleague Sona's twins. He explains how work stops, play ensues, and the joy of making a child laugh becomes paramount, even if it leads to sleepless nights for the adults involved. The speaker emphasizes the reciprocal nature of finding joy in making others laugh, regardless of age.

"i would say look we we have to try to at least show that we want to take this down even though you want it up the first thing someone would ask you is well it's been up there for six months and you knew about it that's a difficult thing to overcome right i could see it coming down but then i want it back up after the suits over how's that and i can't feel my legs and neither can my doctor"

This quote is part of a legal discussion where the speaker, acting as a legal expert, advises Conan on the challenges of pursuing a case against Netflix for using his name. The speaker highlights the difficulty of claiming damages when Conan also wants his name to remain associated with the project and points out the complication of his prior knowledge of the situation. The mention of not feeling his legs and his doctor's similar condition is presented as a dramatic, albeit potentially unprovable, element of damages.